Xbox One Goat Simulator 2014..... It's real! So, still want an XB1 version?

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Guys, it's happening. Thanks to the Internet's enthusiasm for the game that shouldn't happen, the makers of the "game" is actually making it a game. So yes, Goat Simulator is happening!

http://goat-simulator.com/

Keep in mind that this game is coming to Steam (when they finish). So, you guys wish for an XB1 version?

Hahahahahha.... I laugh at their disclaimer for this:

Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. I t was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.

At least they're not asking for your money. They're just warning you that even when you pay, the game may not happen at all. But hey,they're honest at least. So, still want the game? Me..... not so sure right now. I thought it was not gonna exist XD
 
Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. I t was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.

First ever disclaimer to make me laugh this much. What the hell where they thinking when they made the game? How much is it priced? $10?
 
First ever disclaimer to make me laugh this much. What the hell where they thinking when they made the game? How much is it priced? $10?

$10, yes. Well, they didn't expect to even make this a real game, from what I've read. I mean, they're already telling us not to expect so much that we should spend our $10 on something else. Seriously, a developer to tell us to rather spend $10 on something else is brutal honesty XD. I just wonder how many will actually pre-order this.
 
XD What in the---- it's gonna actually be a game? The internet.... weirdest place ever! Seriously, there's a fanbase for this? Wow.
 
You will? Well, you can pre-order it right here buddy: http://www.goat-simulator.com/
It's only $10. But read the disclaimer carefully. No guarantee all right? But if you still hellbent on getting the game, tell us the experience okay?

I might try it as well. This might be the next flappy bird.
 
I might try it as well. This might be the next flappy bird.

XD hahahahaha. The next Flappy Bird? Well, wouldn't say 'cuz Flappy Bird was free while this "game" is $10. Heck, at least the developers are honest in saying we shouldn't expect anything from this, while Dong Nguyen just put our Flappy Bird without much explanation.
 
XD hahahahaha. The next Flappy Bird? Well, wouldn't say 'cuz Flappy Bird was free while this "game" is $10. Heck, at least the developers are honest in saying we shouldn't expect anything from this, while Dong Nguyen just put our Flappy Bird without much explanation.

You have a point right there. I guess this game is really quite not a good game but if this goes free (hopefully) I'd love to try it for once.
 
I would probably pick this up at $10, but I can see it dropping with a discount with a spring or summer sale.
 
You know what, it would drop by the time of a seasonal sale. I would most likely pick it up then.
 
You know what, it would drop by the time of a seasonal sale. I would most likely pick it up then.

My daughter liked the goat on the video and she didn't stop bugging me to get the game. I ended up getting it just so she can play the silly goat game on my pc.
 
My daughter liked the goat on the video and she didn't stop bugging me to get the game. I ended up getting it just so she can play the silly goat game on my pc.

XD hahahahah.... you actually pre-ordered the game?! Whoa. Well, since you have bought the pre-order, tell us how it goes all right? And man, I just wonder how much fun your daughter will be having playing the goat.
 
XD hahahahah.... you actually pre-ordered the game?! Whoa. Well, since you have bought the pre-order, tell us how it goes all right? And man, I just wonder how much fun your daughter will be having playing the goat.

Well to be honest the game was kinda interesting. I see my daughter laughing a lot whenever she plays it. Seeing a goat get hit by a car and still lives after that makes her laugh, she does that a lot.
 
Well to be honest the game was kinda interesting. I see my daughter laughing a lot whenever she plays it. Seeing a goat get hit by a car and still lives after that makes her laugh, she does that a lot.

Haha. I bet your daughter really likes the game a lot. I guess kids do love simple stuff. Unlike us we tend to focus on what's good and nice to our eyes.
 
Haha. I bet your daughter really likes the game a lot. I guess kids do love simple stuff. Unlike us we tend to focus on what's good and nice to our eyes.

Simplicity is something that kids really like. Haha. I can relate, my kid loves Flappy Bird for some reason.
 
I have the goat simulator game downloaded. haha. it was worth the money, it's funny and stupid at the same time. Makes me think why the hell did they make the character a goat? Funny as hell.
 
Haha. I bet your daughter really likes the game a lot. I guess kids do love simple stuff. Unlike us we tend to focus on what's good and nice to our eyes.

Hahahaha.... damn, that is true. Man.... you know, sometimes, it's nice to just forget the critic in us and just enjoy something for its simplicity. I mean, yeah, knives0302's daughter really laughs and likes the Goat Simulator. In her mind, she likes it. It's funny. It's just awesome. To us, it gives us a mix of feelings: WTF, LOL, HELL NO, HELL YES! We have our standards. Hahaha... well, I learned something today :-D I'm not gonna abandon my instincts of course but you know, hey, life's short. Maybe we can all enjoy a nice cup of tea, some free time and this game where we can wreck apart the virtual world as a goat. Awesome!
 
Well to be honest the game was kinda interesting. I see my daughter laughing a lot whenever she plays it. Seeing a goat get hit by a car and still lives after that makes her laugh, she does that a lot.

Well, as the others say here, kids see things simply, while we adults see it with complexity. So your daughter has that child's view on things: just enjoy it as it is, without worrying about whether it sucks or not. Well, tell us more when you do get the game.

Simplicity is something that kids really like. Haha. I can relate, my kid loves Flappy Bird for some reason.

That's true. Simplicity. Like what thecreed4life said, why not we just let down the critic in us for a while and have fun right? Maybe for a few minutes a day, we just let the critic in us have a break and then we enjoy the games as they are. Even if they suck XD Guess that's why I haven't deleted Flappy Bird

I have the goat simulator game downloaded. haha. it was worth the money, it's funny and stupid at the same time. Makes me think why the hell did they make the character a goat? Funny as hell.

Wait......... you got the game already?! Seriously? Are you serious? XD You have an early access beta or something?
 
Hahahaha.... damn, that is true. Man.... you know, sometimes, it's nice to just forget the critic in us and just enjoy something for its simplicity. I mean, yeah, knives0302's daughter really laughs and likes the Goat Simulator. In her mind, she likes it. It's funny. It's just awesome. To us, it gives us a mix of feelings: WTF, LOL, HELL NO, HELL YES! We have our standards. Hahaha... well, I learned something today :-D I'm not gonna abandon my instincts of course but you know, hey, life's short. Maybe we can all enjoy a nice cup of tea, some free time and this game where we can wreck apart the virtual world as a goat. Awesome!

Haha. Wrecking the virtual world as a goat. Priceless.
 

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